Chaos to Cash Co.

Magic, Mayhem, and Marketing that works©

Our Mission

Chaos to Cash Co. helps creative, alternative, and neurodivergent entrepreneurs get their ideas online and making money—without watering themselves down. We turn scattered notes, half-finished plans, and big dreams into clear, functional websites and systems that work. No corporate vibes, no one-size-fits-all advice—just structure, strategy, and support that actually fits the way you think.

From Dream to Done: The Process

^{How It Works:}
_{The process is simple. First, you'll book a free consultation where we’ll meet, go over the formalities, and get a feel for your business, goals, and any future projects. This is all about making sure we’re the right fit for each other and understanding how Chaos to Cash Co. can help bring your vision to life. After that, we’ll set up a follow-up appointment based on the specific service(s) you’re looking for—whether it’s building your website, organizing your digital tools, or launching an online shop. Each service is customized to fit your needs, and I’ll guide you through every step, ensuring you feel confident and supported. By the end, you’ll have a solid foundation to turn your ideas into income.}

Our Services

Starting Your Journey
^{Scream into the void: Productively (30 Minute Consultation)}
_{You rant, I take notes. Together we figure out what’s broken, where to start, and how to make your digital life slightly less cursed.}
FREE
Regular Services
^{Tame the Tech Gremlins (Digital Clean-Up)}
_{Inbox exploding? Drive folders a digital landfill? Let me gently sort your chaos into a system that won’t collapse in 48 hours.}
$15-50 depending on workload^{Pixels, Portals, and Page Builders (Website construction or redesign)}
_{Basic sites, landing pages, or reviving the one you abandoned in 2019.}
$35 for a one page site, $10 increase per page^{Shelf Care for Your Business (Online Shop Setup)}
_{I’ll get your shop set up on Etsy, Shopify, Ko-fi, or similar, handling store configuration, product listings, payment integration, and basic branding so you can focus on creating. Bonus: I’ll even teach you how to spot bots pretending to be customers—because nobody wants to sell out to a robot overlord.}
10 products, $15; 25 products, $25; 30-40 products, $35; 40+, evaluated based on shop size^{{Essentially} Business therapy (1:1 Strategy Sessions)}
_{Dig into marketing, launch plans, or biz confusion. We’ll craft clear steps and checkpoints so you leave with a doable roadmap.}
$25 an Hour, 3 Session Bundle $65^{Stir Your Look to Life (Branding Brew)}
_{Color palette, font picks, basic logo, and a mini brand board—everything you need to look cohesive, without reinventing your entire soul.}
$40 flat rate, 3 mockups included^{Stock and Roll (inventory and Product Maintenance)}
_{Perfect for makers and digital creators. I’ll help update your stock or digital products so you can focus on what you do best—creating.}
$15 an hour^{Listing Lab (Product Listing polish)}
_{Think of this as mad science for your product pages: we’ll refine titles, bullet points, and descriptions to create irresistible buy triggers—no chemistry degree required.}
$15 per 5 listings; Bulk Discounts available^{Stir Up Some Buzz (Social Media Set-ups and Fix-ups)}
_{I’ll equip your Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Pinterest, or any other platform you choose with a killer bio, scroll-stopping visuals, and hashtag hacks to help you stand out. Includes a mini tutorial so you can keep the momentum (and memes) flowing.}
Starting at 1 platform for $12, bundle discounts available^{Schedule Sorcery (Content Creation Calendar)}
_{Plot your posts like a pro with a structured calendar full of themes, prompts, and visual cues. Includes contingency slots to cover any Mercury retrograde mishaps—because even the stars shouldn't ruin your schedule.}
$45 for 1 month, $100 for 3 months^{Inbox Incantations (Newsletter Setup)}
_{Craft emails that don’t feel like emails—more like personal letters than marketing blasts. We’ll design a branded template, set up your chosen platform (Mailchimp, Flodesk, Substack, etc.), and configure the first automation to welcome subscribers with genuine charm (zero spam vibes).}
$35 flat rate^{Workflow Wizardry (Personal Assistant)}
_{Need a digital right hand? I’ll act as your virtual assistant for the repetitive, time-sucking bits—routing emails, setting up simple automations, logging info, and keeping small tasks from turning into total meltdowns. You do the big magic; I’ll keep the gears turning.}
$55 a day (includes a mix of any and all services listed)^{CTRL+Witchcraft (Tech Tutorials)}
_{Step-by-step guides on whatever platform or tool you need—friendly, plain-speak, and recorded so you can rewatch.}
$25 per pre-recorded video, $40 for Live tutorials^{Hexproof & Hard Drives (Backups and Cyber Security Basics)}
_{Site backups, basic security checks, and password manager setup—because your hard work deserves more protection than a post-it note with "1234" on it. A little digital warding goes a long way.}
$35 flat rateCharms and potions (Bonus Add-Ons)^{Craft Posts That Cast a Spell (Blog and Patreon Article)}
_{Need captivating blog posts or Patreon updates that engage and enchant your readers? I’ll conjure up content that keeps them coming back for more.}
$10 per medium post, $15 per long post, anything more is on a post-by-post basis^{Turn Your Products Into Gold (Production Photography)}
_{Need photos that make your products look like they’ve been kissed by a muse? I’ll turn your items into show-stoppers with some enchanting photography.}
$15 a session^{Ads That Work Like Magic (Ad Creation)}
_{Don’t know where to start with ads? I’ll craft them for you! Based on your requests and brand vibe, I’ll create compelling ads that grab attention and spark action—no salesy fluff, just pure, enchanting creativity.}
$12 per picture ad, $17 per video ad; bulk discounts available^{Retrograde Reset (Emergency Tech Support, Troubleshooting, and Crisis Management)}
_{Mercury may be messing with your plans, but I’ll quickly fix any tech issues, scheduling hiccups, or unexpected setbacks that come your way. Let’s get things back on track before the stars have their say.}
$20^{Targeted Spellcasting (Precision Marketing Strategy)}
_{Need to hit the perfect audience? I’ll craft targeted campaigns that reach the right crowd, with a little magic to boost your results.}
This service is tiered based service. Tier 1, The Basic Campaign Package, includes campaign management on 1-2 platforms, basic audience targeting, and basic setup. Tier 1 is $45. Tier 2, The Advanced Campaign Package, includes campaign management on multiple platforms, advanced audience targeting, and ongoing tracking/reporting of growth. Tier 2 is $65. Tier 3 would be the Consistent Campaign Management Package, and costs $100 monthly and would include all of the above and more^{SEO Enchantment (Search Engine Optimization [SEO] Services and Strategy)}
_{Does your website need some magic to climb search rankings? SEO Enchantment offers tailored SEO services that improve your site’s visibility and attract more traffic. From keyword research and on-page optimization to fixing technical SEO issues, I’ll help you navigate the SEO maze.}
SEO Services come in 4 flat rate packages. *For small websites, $50, for medium websites $65, for large websites $80, and for XL and multiple website services, $100+ depending on the workload

^{Meet our Staff}

_{The Owner}

Hi, I’m Ally—a creative consultant with a witchy edge and a deep love for helping alternative, queer, and neurodivergent small business owners bring their visions online. Whether you’re just starting out or trying to refine your presence, I offer personalized support with everything from digital setup to aesthetic branding that feels true to you. I blend intuitive insight with practical strategy, and I’m here to make sure your business doesn’t just work—it resonates. Let’s build something that feels like magic, not burnout.

_{Mascot, Media Manager, and Reluctant Community Service Wizard}

Greetings, mortal. I am Sir Honeybun the first, and yes, the rumors are all true. Yes: I gave the roomba's sentience; Yes: I convinced the squirrels to commit to an uprising; And yes: I bit the ankles of those who feed me. My punishment? Magical community service.
Which is how I ended up here- mascot, social media manager, and unhelpful assistant of Chaos to Cash Co. My duties include knocking important documents of desks, scheduling posts with my paws, and offering unsolicited advice like, "add more glitter" and "have you considered fire?"
Am I helpful? Rarely. Am I cute? Always. Will I ever escape the shackles of magical community service? Let's just say, don't leave your laptop unattended.